* Seinfeld isn’t funny.- Never has been, never will be.
* Gladiator is at least an hour too long.- It’s a Russell Crowe too long, that’s for sure.
* The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is at least four hours too long- Tosh. It just has a surfeit of ponce.
* Deep Space Nine wasn’t that bad. Certainly better than Next Gen- DS9 is the best Trek. Not quite finished with the last of Enterprise yet, but I can still make that comment in safety.
* It’s A Wonderful Life, but it’s a rubbish film- Balls. It just is.
* Battlestar Galactica is filled with hateful characters and takes itself way too seriously- very interesting comment. See your point, yet see the other persons point who said it was still compelling. Somewhere along the journey it was absolutely unmissable. It ain’t no more, but we all need denouement.
* Independence Day is filled with awesome characters and takes itself not even slightly seriously- It doesn’t have any choice, considering it’s tosh.
* The Pylea story arc at the end of Angel’s second series was terrific fun- you really DO have a Joss Wheedon thing going on, don’t ya. Angel? Ferk off.
* Supporting more than one football team after the age of 9 is an indicator of weak moral character- Defonetly.
* Rocky III is the best film in the series- Indeed. Circular argument.
* Empire Strikes Back is the worst film in the series, if you take the natural and sensible position that Episodes 1-3 didn’t happen- This is just pure 100% Mississippi bull. Ya fanny.

Re: K3 sooooted. You’re clearly an idiot. You also lose Sklansky dollars for being an idiot, so it’s about time you change your mind on this. It’s almost like the “two live cards” argument I hear over and over. I obviously need a blog of my own.

I haven’t heard Flesh & Blood, so I’ll take your word for it and never ever seek it out.

Watchmen is really quite good. OMG> y’all are going to see it. okay I will give a breakdown with a few spoilers since I hope we’ve all read the comic!!
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT YOU DESERVE SPOILERS.

Rorschach and The Comedian are the most rounded, developed characters, they are a pleasure to watch even though The comedian is a freaking 1111monster!!!! The actors did a fine job and I love them. LOVE THEM.

Many of the other characters are a little wooden however they each have moments when they shine.

The Silk Spectre’s costumes are blech as female super hero costumes almost always are but that is the comic book thing and not so much a movie thing as the costumes were copied from the book. I will say the leer at her c*** and a** shots are kept to a minimum.

The female chars are still mostly extras to develop the men but I try not to dwell on this because laurie is a fairly strong prop as far as props go.

The rape scene was handled as horrifying rather than sexy. yay.

the soundtrack OMG someone should have consulted with quenton tarrantino because O.M.G. some of it took away from the mood, some of it seemed like misplaced comedy and some of it seemed like RAH RAH AMERICA trad tripe.

The news agent and the boy’s relationship weren’t highlighted.

The beginning is wonderful.

The sex scene is idk how to say… like a jackhammer prepubescent fantasy-not sensual, not emotive, not sexy, thankfully it is brief.

HOWEVER NONE OF THE QUESTIONABLE THINGS MATTER TOO MUCH BECAUSE it is really well done. Alan Moore’s words are there, the story is there (well the ending isn’t there, we’ve a whole new one), the use of slo-mo is there, the two main characters can act, the effects are there, it is huge, it had a couple of weak moments but I don’t care I really really really really enjoyed it.

8.5/10

PS< well I liked the setting of the Harry Potter films… much as I liked the setting of Lotr however the stories were so dull I wanted to kill myself. I am not the clearest writer in the world SRY2SAY. However, reading me and trying to figure out my meanings will ensure your brain synapses keep active. Healthy habits for the win- I’m sure elaine will back me up here. haha.

PS< re our IM conversation, it’s a great relief to me you don’t suck.haha

We’ll be ready to tut dissaprovingly throughout,make no mistake…

I’m now committed to this being the first ever film I’ll see twice at the cinema. Six hours of my life already committed to Zack “Sodding” Snyder. I must be out of my mind.